dosto pahle aapko " larki patane ke tarike" bataye the
ab me aapko ye bhi bata du ki ladki pat jane k baad naraz bhi bahot hoti he or usko manana patane se bhi zyada mushqeel kaam hai
insan ko pagal bana deta he uska baar baar naraz hona kai logo ne apni naraz mohabbat ko manane k liye jaan pe khel k kartab kiye he jaise ye pic me nazar aa raha he
lekin tum zhandu balm log waisa kuch to kar nahi paoge
or agar tum sochoge ki chor k dusri fasa loge to beta jahan bhi jaoge yahi paoge jo ladki fasegi wo naraz bhi hogi
isliye me tumhari basi basayi duniya ko barbad hote nahi dekh sakta
jin tharkiyo k tariko se tumne larkiya fasayi he ab unhi tharkiyo se naraz mohabbat ko manana bhi sheek lo
tharkiyo hazir hoooooooooo
1. Sohail)…un ka baar-baar moo fulana yahi ek aesi cheez he jisme dimag ki waat lag jati he mann me gussa to itna aate he ki laat maar k dant tor dun lekin is harqat se market me badnami hogi or nayi larki patne se pahle 100 baar sochegi isliye jin bahno ki madad se ladki ko pataya he fir se unhi k paas jao or wahi dukh sunana chalu kar do bahan me gandi shaqal ka hun isliye shayed wo mujhe chor k kisi or k sath jana chahti he fir dekho tumhari bahan kaisa jadu chalaegi or roothi hui ladki maan jaegi
2.ye bhi jeevan ka saty he larki pategi to roothegi bhi agar rooth jaye to apne dil me ye galat fahmi na aane de ki wo kisi or k sath lag gayi he isse aapke aatm toot jayega
bas ahinsa ka marg apna k use laal phool bhejte rahe or use manane k liye kisi bhi had tak chale jaye uska sandas bhi uthana pade to utha le... mera marg katheen he lekin jeet paki he wo roothne wali aaj nahi to 4 bacho ki amma ban jaegi tab bhi lot k aaegi ( dil to bacha he ji )
3.jimmyjedost-- ladki fasane k liye to uski saheli ki tarif ka idea diya tha lekin manane k liye uski saheli ki tarif to kya baat bhi mat karna verna chehre pe jooto k nishan aise jam jaenge jaise gili mitti me per rakh diya ho kisi ne..... is baar bhi tarif karni he lekin is baar is roothi hui janu ki tarif karni he.... uske samne wo pal yaad karo jo tumne hanste hue bitaye he thoda senti ho k kaho me manta hun galti meri he lekin aage se nahi karunga ek moka to dedo janu is tarah wo fad fadata panchi shant ho jaega or khud hi pinjre me chala jaega
4.wizdog--- ladki agar mere tarike se fasayi he to me yahi kahunga ki kisi roothi hui ko manane ki mehnat karne se acha he utne waqt me 2 ladki or pata loge.... jab tum free raho koi kaam na ho ya koi or ladki bhav na de rahi ho tab...... us roothne wali k paas dubara jao or kaho i m sorry me galat tha maine tumhara dil dukahya..... wo man ki bhadas nikalegi tum pe gandi gandi galiya bhi de sakto he lekin sab chupchap soon lena jhoot se patayi he to besharm ban k mana bhi lo usme kya he
5. ajay_the_crime-- mere papa kahte he beta ajay ye ladkiya hoti hi " katiya " ki tarah he wo ladko ko apna kutta bana k rakhna chahti he aisa kutta jo " wo kahe to bhonke " wo kahe to kate "
ab tumhe yahan sunny deol ban k katiya se panga nahi lena he bas katiya ki ghulami qabool karni he baat ban jaegi.. yani pahle bol bol k patao baad me chup rah k manao
6. jaidixit---kisi mandir ya masjid k bahar jao wahan pade hue sare joote chura lo or unhe bech k jo paise aaye un paiso se uske liye koi acha sa tohfa khareedo q ki jo ladki tumhari jeb dekh k fasi he wo is baar kuch gift le k hi manegi
( ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samjh li jiye,chindi ka dher he or chor ban k jana he) chindi chor )
7.sukha_mewa--- love ka ye part bahot ganda he " ladki ka roothna" inshan ko sukha_mewa bana deti he jalim ki narazgi
usko sms karo uski chat id pe offline msg karo q mujh se naraz ho maine kya kiya...? kuch to reply karo bevajah q roothi ho achanak se tumhe kya ho jata he tum to janti ho me tumhare bina ek pal bhi nahi jee pata abhi jo sanse le raha tumhare bina samjho wo bhi udhar ki he (frd ki gf ko ghurte hue man me laddu fodte hue jina udhar ki zindgi ) kab tak ji paunga aise plz ab to kuch baat kar lo bole to malum he galat ham nahi he wahi he fir bhi sare zurm tum qabool lo maan jaegi
8.mikoo--- jaise hi wo rooth jaye sare frd se fir contaq karna chalu karo or sabke samne ro ro kar gidgida k apna dukh batao or kaho plz kuch karo mere liye tumhare frd tumhari help karenge or jaise hi wo maan jaye fir sare frd ko bhul k uske sath udhar chale jao ( dost inshan banata hi bure waqt me madad mangne ko -- ache waqt me dosto ka kya kaam )
9.baate2--mere tarike se patayi hui ladki k roothne k chans kam he lekin kahte he agar roothe nahi to ladki k aurtangi (mard= mardangi- aurat=aurtangi ) pe zamana shaq karta he isliye ladkiya roothti hi he....... 2 baate patane k liye rakho to kam se kam 100 baat manane k liye bhi rakho jisko aam taur pe bahane kahte he sabse jyada kaam nikalte he bahano se " bahane bana dete chahato ki minare "
10.kenryublanka--- mere tarike se patane se wahi ladkiya fasti he jo bahot bolti he.. aesi ladkiya kuch bhi bakwas karti rahti he.. ye naraz tab hoti he jab inki kisi gandi si baat pe aap comment kar de bas inka moo fool jata he
ab agar ye rooth gayi he to fir se apna gaypana dikhao ya to hans k maan jaegi ya is dar se ki aaila ye fir se ladko k piche jaega to log hansenge mujh pe ki iska bf gay he
11.www.d_i_l-- asli khel to ishq ka yahi he roothe hue sanam ko manana uske liye gana hota he pyara sa gana
" aana mere pyar ko jhoota na samjho meri jana
machli khane wali bangalan dekh khaboosh khane wala ho gaya tera deewana" is tarah white white face wali fir se ban jaegi gharwali aahoo
12.lovemeet-- han dosto shaqal gandi ho ya achi ho ladkiya roothti sab barabar he wo roothti hi isliye he ki ham unko manaye unko maza aata he hamko satane me isliye bilkul bhi ghabraye nahi himmat se kaam le usko achi achi heroin k naam se bulaye wo badshaqal langoor in baato se jaldi maan jaegi
13.roothi hui ladki or khuli hui dhoti dono ek jesi he kisi ne dekh liya to izzat jati he isliye jitna jaldi ho sake dhoti ko lapet lo
dhoti jitni lambi he hath utni baar ghumane padte he lapetne me waise hi ladki ki narazgi jitni jyada he sorry bhi utna hi bolna he
14.baba_balatkari----sasura yahi triya charitra he jo any hot girl any cool girl any world girl me he uska kuch mangna hota he bas wo naraz hone ka natak karti he isliye usko jaise naraz ho gift do ham ladki ko mahine me 2 gift deta hun hamka malum he wo har 15 din me naraz hoti he
15.smiling_always---- ladki jab naraz ho uska itna khyal rakho jaise wo peat se he or maa banne wali he is period ko tumne ignore kiya to wo waise hi tumhare hath se chali jayegi jaise tumhare hath me aayi he haan bhai wahi narazgi ka fayda utha k to me frd ki gf ko apni banata hun isliye me bahot savdhan rahta hun
16.xii_white_ii_tiger_xii--- haan me tiger hun or ladki ko bakri ki nazar se bhi dekhta hun lekin agar wo naraz ho jaye to me apna tigerpan chor k uske samne bakri ki tarah ghumne lagta hun mera ye roop dekh k wo jald hi apni narazgi khatam kar leti he bhai maal fasana or fase hue maal ko sambhalna dono hi alag kaam he isliye fanda dono me alag lagta he
17.vermavinit--- maza mashooq ko aata he aashiq ko satane me , patane me itna mehnat kiya he ab kuch or mehnat kar le usko manane me. agar paisa he jeb me to gift le jao nahi to dimag k ghode daudao ladkiya chahe jitni chalak ho wo baato me aa hi jati he unhe bas ache dilog maro real acting me
18.ulta_fulta--- be vajah naraz he to pyar bhari batto se manao or naraz hone ki vajah he to us baat k liye sorry bolo galti tumhari ho ya na ho sorry tumhe hi bolna he kya jata he sorry bol dene se aadmi ulta fulta hun lekin tarike sidhe sidhe hi dunga
19.rakesh ---- utha danda or fod de uska sir aaj me aaunga tarika batane kal kon aayega ye laato k bhhotniya he baato se nahi manegi kahlati abla he or bana diya ham logo ko tabla he bhav hi mat do sab mil ke ek ho jao fir dekho khud kesi line pe aa jaengi
20.wanted ali-- jab gf naraz ho jaye to usko manane k liye usko blackmail karo agar natak karegi to me wo sab baate sabko bata dunga jo tune mujhe batayi he or teri wo tasvire jo tune mujhe dikhayi he tere wo love letter sab ko bata dunga dar jaegi to maan jaegi nahi dare to samajh lena bekar ladki he jisko apni izzat ki parwah nahi uske sath rishta rakh k kya faydaa
21.welcome---- meri gf jab bhi mujh se naraz hoti he me apne kisi ameer dost ki car me beth k uske ghar k chakkar lagata hun or wo sochti he ki sala jab tak cycle pe tha iske sath thi ab aish karne k din aaye is se door hun or wo lot k aa jati he
22.amir_shrif-- hmmmm ye sach me bahot pechida mamla he.. lekin ye ladkiya badi jalu type hoti he... uske liye kuch aisa kare jo uski baki ki frd k liye unke bf ne nahi kiya ho .. wo ye dekh k itna khus ho jaegi ab meri saheliyo ko jalaungi dikha k soch k.... tum pe pyar ka sagar baha degi
23.innocent420bacha---- ladki fasne k baad naraz hoti he matlab wo ham se pyar karti he....... or uski narazgi sirf natak he....... ek natak usne kiya dusra natak hamko karna he usko manane ka.......ye duniya ek rang manch he or ham sab kathputliya he or ham sabko natak karne ko bheja he uparwale ne to tention kya he mamuuu
24.sunil.kundetkar---- uske samne aanshu bahao ro jao sharm mat karo usko ek ek paisa yaad dilao ki me tere piche kitna kharcha kiya tu mujh se kaise naraz ho sakti he.. tera ghumne firne se laga k khane pine tak ka paisa me diya... tujhe mere jaisa bada murga nahi milega plz mujhe chor k mat jaa or uske bhi dimag ki batti jal jaegi or kahegi "theek hi to he" tu mera sapno ka credit card he tujhe me kaise bhool sakti hun me to mazak kar rahi thi pagal me naraz nahi hun chal ab mujhe badhiya sa cellphone gift kar me khush hun :)
Bhai abhi ke liye bas yehi hai baqi main apko kuch apni tips dunga jis se larkiyan both aram se imprees hoti hai wo tips ap logo ke liye both impotent hai ok abhi ke liye
Alla haifz phir milege
